We couldn’t afford a big celebrity like Death, so we’ve settled for the next best thing: Death’s Brother. Not quite as sharp as his sibling but just as toxic, Death’s Brother has a bad habit of leaving his skate pals hanging—literally. Despite his penchant for smotherly love, we’ve given this deadly dullard his own Pro model!

Available in 7.75" and 8.0" with a 14" wheelbase or 8.25" and 8.5" with a 14.625" wheelbase, the Death’s Brother Popsicle is full-dip, black-eye purple with hand-sprayed fade and features a plague-friendly 7-color graphic. Live life, but don’t let death pass you by!